St Matthew’s Lament
Goodness gracious what a pity
St Matthew’s has no spare cash in its kitty
Roof repairs are needed, costing quite a lot
Needing cash St Matthew’s hasn’t got
Now fundraising is a high priority
So says the treasurer and the PCC
The left aisle has leaked for years
The right aisle is now leaking
It’s enough to bring on tears
Paintwork is cracking it’s quite a mess
Hope that fundraising is a huge success
St Matthew’s has no spare money
A leaking roof though just is not funny
In fact it must be said
It brings a whole new meaning
To raindrops keep falling on your head.
So if you like this little ditty
PLEASE PUT SOME MONEY
IN ST MATTHEW’S KITTY